The Paranoid Car

Move over, Christine – you are simply an aggressive Chevy. Mandy has a paranoid Ford (say that five times fast). The Ford had been complaining about a few aches and pains – broken wiper motor and broken heater blower. Concerned medicos patched up the wounds, but the Ford was so doped up, she thought that instead of helping her, the medics were trying to steal her. A stealth self-protection mode was triggered, and now no one can come near the injured car. If they do, sirens go off and the police get called. Really, officer, it’s my car … no, didn’t see anyone else … I would love to turn off the alarm … any idea how?

The dark side – no more Christmas chopping or doctor’s visits.

The bright side – saves like crazy on gas!


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